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Ann Coulter Finally Goes TOO Far I confess I’ve n…

admin January 28th, 2006

Ann Coulter Finally Goes TOO Far

I confess I’ve never liked Ann Coulter. She has made a career out of oversimplifying, vilifying, and generally doing everything in her power to quash what little reasoned debate remains in U.S. politics.

I once made waves at a table full of political scientists and left-wing poli sci grads by comparing Michael Moore to Ann Coulter. It was at a fundraising event for the poli sci department, and at the time I worked for the fundraisers who had organized the event. As such, part of my job was to try to ensure that everyone had a good time. So I was trying to ‘draw out’ the lone conservative, a somewhat shy guy of about my age, and make him feel more comfortable.

Somehow “Fahrenheit 9-11″ came up, and I mentioned that I wasn’t a big fan of that movie or of Michael Moore. I said I thought that Moore and Coulter were essentially the same species (along with Sean Hannity, Al Franken, etc.). The gentleman on my other side, a very pleasant and friendly professor, stared at me and expressed his disagreement. I stuck to my guns; although I allowed that Coulter is considerably more vitriolic than Moore, they both made their names by being fact-selective and generally intellectually dishonest.

(Incidentally, the lone conservative brightened considerably at seeing me stick to my guns and agreed wholeheartedly that Coulter was unreasonable. I considered it a complete success: I had spoken my mind, stuck to it, and made someone else feel good in the process. As an added bonus, he gave a nice gift to the department before he left. I confess it was unexpected and completely not my motivation, which is probably why I’m not a fundraiser myself and I no longer assist a fundraiser.)

I take it all back. Well, not the part about all of the above-mentioned commentators being fact-selective and intellectually dishonest. To that, I hold firm. However, Coulter is in a league all her own.

The woman actually suggested in a public lecture that someone slip rat poison into Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens’ creme brulee.

In the interest of fairness, I will acknowledge that she then explained that she was joking. I don’t care. It was neither funny nor appropriate. There’s no excuse for it. I think Justice Thomas is cracked, but I don’t want someone to poison him, and I wouldn’t joke about it either.

Quick side note, before anyone gets the idea that I am some sort of neo-fascist censor, I’m not speaking to whether she had a legal right to say that, although saying such things about a President would probably earn one a visit from one’s friendly neighborhood Secret Service agents. I don’t remember my Con Law well enough to speak to whether this is within the bounds of permissible speech, or whether it falls under incitement or fighting words or some such. I’ll leave that to the lawyers…and wouldn’t it be interesting if this went to the Supreme Court while Justice Stevens was still on the bench? I’m curious how he’d vote.

Anyway. I’m more concerned with the normative issues. Legitimacy is a tenuous thing. What’s happening to us?

The “He’s not MY President” language dates back at least to the Clinton presidency. When George W. Bush won the 2000 election, it got stronger.

I’ll grant that the circumstances of the 2000 election were bound to strain the legitimacy of its results, and I thought plenty of questionable (if not shady) stuff went down, but I could never quite get into the “appointed President” and “stolen election” and “El Presidente” mutterings. It was mindless and inflammatory.

When Pat Robertson suggested that the U.S. bump off an elected South American leader, I cringed. Now another commentator is joking (dear Lord, I pray that she really WAS joking) that a U.S. Supreme Court Justice be assassinated. I shudder to think what’s next.

Hamas just won the Palestinian elections, and has refused to renounce its militant wing. Fatah gunmen stormed the Palestianian parliament because Hamas won.

Thank God we’re not that far gone…yet. I pray we never are.

Chun jie kuai le! Tomorrow, January 27th, is the …

admin January 26th, 2006

Chun jie kuai le!

Tomorrow, January 27th, is the eve of the Chinese Spring Festival, or Chinese New Year’s Eve if you prefer. I had a very enjoyable session with my Chinese conversation partner about it today, and learned several nifty good wishes, which I am saving to spread out over the 2 weeks of the Spring Festival.

OK, that very last part about saving them to distribute gradually was a fib. The truth is that I left my notes at work. You caught me. Well done.

Anyway, may I suggest that you send someone a nice Chinese New Year’s greeting card? There are some nice e-cards here. Go make someone’s day a little bit brighter!

Infectious laughs So a girl in my French class to…

admin January 25th, 2006

Infectious laughs

So a girl in my French class told me today that whenever I laugh, she can’t help laughing too. Apparently I have an infectious laugh.

My question: is that a compliment or an insult? (Or both?) I mean, it could be that when I laugh I seem to be having such a good time that she can’t help joining in, even if she doesn’t see the joke; or maybe our senses of humor are so closely aligned that we set each other off. However, it could also mean that I look or sound so darned stupid when I laugh that she can’t keep from laughing at me.

I suppose it comes down to whether she’s laughing at me or with me. (I hate when clichés surface in real life!)

In tenuously-related news, apparently Wayne State offers no foreign language classes past the basic general education requirements (101 – 201) during the spring and summer, and those only for the very popular languages like French, Spanish, Italian, and German. It’s very frustrating, as I will have completed French 201 by then and already have done the equivalent of German 201 (and while I could certainly use a refresher, it seems a bit silly to buy the books for a refresher).

So I thought to myself, “Self, it may be time for you to think about graduate work again” (I tried to do an MPA after finishing my undergrad, but public administration and I had issues with each other)…and since my university has recently enhanced its international and comparative politics area (if they had done that four years ago I would have DONE a Masters in that and not even bothered with the MPA, grumble grumble), I thought I’d go take a look at their course offerings.

All but nada. I could take Dispute Resolution, but I’m afraid it’ll give me flashbacks to childhood… or I could take Statistics, which I’m actually considering, but I would have to completely change my status and reapply for graduate standing for it to ever count towards a graduate degree. That’s a lot of hassle for Stats.

Of course, I could just have my evenings to myself…or take a part-time job…or take up basket-weaving…or go back to jewelry-making…or volunteer at DRIS again…or write a novel…or continue to work on teaching myself Farsi…

Ah well. I’m sure I’ll find an array of ways to occupy my time.

I could always just sit around and infect the world with my laugh.

Happy birthday, Dad!

admin January 24th, 2006

Happy birthday, Dad!

The Canadian Election Results Knowing, as I do, t…

admin January 24th, 2006

The Canadian Election Results

Knowing, as I do, that listening to election results (particularly when one cares about the outcome) is a nervewracking experience, I wisely resolved to wait until the results were more or less final before I tuned in to CBC to learn the fate of my good neighbors (sorry, neighbours) to the north. (Well, south from Detroit, but apart from that geographic anomaly…)

I was not surprised to hear that Stephen Harper and his Conservatives won their plurality to form a minority government. Nor was I horrified (though I wasn’t thrilled either). I’m not a big fan of Harper, nor of his Canadian Alliance-type colleagues. But I really have trouble believing that (a) he is the wild-eyed right-wing nutjob that the Left would like me to think, and (b) that even if he is, that he’s stupid enough to try to steamroll a neo-fascist agenda onto a hapless Canadian public.

First, he’s got a minority government. For any of my fellow Americans reading this, my understanding is that it’s a bit like having a majority in the House but not the Senate, or vice versa. It’s not easy to accomplish a lot of extremist legislation. (Now, if you have the Presidency, the House, and the Senate all of one party, and the Supreme Court is sympathetic to your agenda, that’s a different story…)

Second, and I must credit my dear seester with this point, the man is a politician. Keeping his job depends on not alienating too much of the country. Sure, as long as he pleases his riding (we call it a district, fellow Americans) he can keep his seat. That’s true in the U.S. too. But in a system like Canada’s, where party discipline is much more the norm than in the U.S., if you really goof things up badly, most of the country lines up to vote your whole party out of power. OK, Alberta isn’t likely to run the Tories out on a rail and sing the praises of the NDP, sort of like Mississippi isn’t likely to name Gavin Newsom (the San Francisco mayor who tried to unilaterally legalize gay marriage) Man of the Year. But really, most of Canada is pretty moderate. I just don’t think the majority of Canadians are going to accept a really extreme-right (or extreme-left, for that matter) agenda.

Side note: when I was listening to CBC this morning, they aired the comments of a man who had emigrated to Canada from the U.S. and had just received his citizenship. He was dismayed because, and I am slightly paraphrasing because I wasn’t taking notes, he was “…a gay immigrant [who]…didn’t come to Canada just to have it become like the U.S.”

1) As with the United States, Canada is big enough to house more than one set of opinions. I sincerely hope that this man did not take so dramatic a step as emigration without duly considering that political climates change, or that while a majority of Canadians may well favor or be indifferent to legalizing gay marriage (though I don’t know statistics on that), it is unlikely to be the defining issue on which most Canadians base their vote. (Other things, like “economy”, “integrity” and “foreign policy”, leap to mind.)

2) Harper and the Conservatives forming a minority government is not necessarily “becoming like the U.S.” (see earlier explanation of minority government); Harper may not even bother to touch gay marriage. Remember all the fuss during the U.S. 2004 Presidential campaign about a Constitutional amendment defining marriage? Me too. Has it surfaced since the election ended? Why…no. I wonder why not? I mean, after all, it’s not like it was a transparent-but-effective effort to put a hot-button issue onto the agenda so more practical things like the economy and foreign policy could be deflected…

While we’re on the subject, I’d like to briefly address the fuss that Liberal and NDP folks made, suggesting that Harper would shove women back into the kitchen (barefoot and pregnant to boot), gays back into the closet, and ethnic minorities into varying degrees of danger:

Riiiiiight. Uh-huh. OK. So it was a Conservative Party executive who embarrassed himself and his party by comparing a Chinese-Canadian NDP candidate to a Chinese breed of dog because her surname is Chow? (Ragingly offensive, and perpetrated by a high-ranking person in the federal Liberal Party.)

Really, North American politics have gotten ridiculous. Everyone relies on sound bites and scare tactics: the right, the left, even what little remains of the center. I don’t know a lot about Samuel Alito (for example), but it’s unfair to assume that if someone has a personal opinion about an issue (for example, abortion), he or she cannot make a fair decision that follows the law. And it’s unrealistic: name me someone who doesn’t have a personal opinion about abortion!

Note to self: get onto legal databases and read some of Alito’s opinions. And note to others: Alito is patently a much better nomination than Harriet Miers was. At least he has judicial experience!!! Anyway, back to the Canadians, and leaving Judge Alito and the unfortunate Ms. Miers for another post…

I for one am willing to give Harper and the Conservatives a fair shot. Of course, not being Canadian, my opinion really doesn’t count for much; but considering that I spend half of my weekends in London, I think the stakes are higher for me than the average Yank.

Of course, if they really muck up the economy, my dollar will go a lot farther there… ;-)

Vampires and witches and pagans, oh my! I have ju…

admin January 23rd, 2006

Vampires and witches and pagans, oh my!

I have just learned, courtesy of a very amusing ‘blog post sent to me by my sister, that Canada has a party whose sole avowed purpose is to redefine Canada’s sexual mores…and no, the party in question isn’t trying to make Canada more conservative. Ah, those pioneering folk in the True North. (Here is the post in question.)

I briefly felt a bit smug, but then remembered I’m in a bit of a glass house. Minnesota (mercifully not my state) has a self-declared vampire planning to run for governor (I could not make this up), of the “Vampyres, Witches and Pagans” party. I think the Canadians are actually being a bit tame. After all, their rogue band of fools just wants to inject sex into every arena of life (including encouraging kids to experiment and requiring nursing homes to provide sexual assisted living services). Our rogue band of fools is running a candidate who wants to personally impale murderers and child molesters. Again, I could not make this up. Google it.

Mind you, I’m no friend of child molesters or murderers. I’m also no friend of this vampire clown, who professes to be a Satanist but not to hate Jesus. (He “just” hates God the Father – and makes no bones about saying so.)

I’ve had friends of most religious stripes: Jews, evangelical Christians, Catholics, Muslims, Wiccans, atheists, agnostics, and even a Hindu (albeit a secular-minded Hindu). Agreeing with me is not a prerequisite to friendship with me. But how can someone both hate God and not hate the man who was crucified for declaring himself to be the Son of God (to say nothing of the somewhat more contentious matters of being resurrected by said God, ascending into heaven, and being seated at the right hand of the Father)?

I cannot lie: I am repelled by the fact that he claims to be a Satanist. I am repelled by the fact that he openly declares that he hates God. I can deal with someone not believing in God, but stating that you know God exists and you hate Him just turns my stomach; I really don’t care if that makes me a narrow-minded bigot (and I don’t think it does).

Moving (or at least attempting to) beyond the Satanism and the logical incoherency, though, isn’t it a little self-serving (to say nothing of gross) for someone who claims to drink blood to offer to personally impale people? “My campaign promise is to set up a buffet for myself with all your violent criminals.” Hm. (And yuck.)

The one thing I did find to giggle at was the irony in his statement: “Politics is a cut-throat business.” At least he doesn’t seem to take himself too seriously. And with any luck and if necessary some divine intervention, neither will the good people of Minnesota. Jesse Ventura was unconventional; this is downright freaky and WRONG.

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