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admin October 31st, 2006

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Kim Jong-Il Interprets Sunrise As Act Of War

The Onion

Kim Jong-Il Interprets Sunrise As Act Of War

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA—Kim also warned against other "extreme transgressions" including inspections of North Korean cargo, shorter hemlines, and the release of yet another new sports drink.

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I mean, after all, Kim Jong-Il is a paragon of virtue and stability. And he’s certainly not…LONELY!

(Ahem. My apologies on that last bit to those who, along with me, felt that Team America: World Police was a ragingly offensive movie, but unlike me, had no desire to laugh uproariously during it. “I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school/He was terrible in that film/I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part/He’s way better than Ben Affleck/Now all I can think of is your smile/And that s****y movie too/Pearl Harbor s**ked/And I need you!”)

Ouch… Warning: excessive self-disclosure presen…

admin October 30th, 2006

Ouch…

Warning: excessive self-disclosure present in this ridiculously long post! Read at your own risk!

Father John preached an exceptionally good homily yesterday, which I’ll happily link to once it’s posted. (The parish web site currently has last week’s homily, which of course was very good as well. I haven’t yet figured out exactly when they update the site.)

I think I’ve identified his usual M.O. for homily delivery. He starts with an attention-grabbing hook, moves on to develop the broader point, and then backhands you with a deeper implication that may or may not have occurred to you. Simple, but effective. I remember a few weeks ago he gave one that really emphasized the backhand element…but I’ll save that for another post.

Anyway, it was a hard-hitting homily about abortion. I’ve become accustomed enough to Fr. John’s style of homily – and I’m well-versed enough in the relevant statistics – to know from the outset that he was really driving at something else. I mean, when a priest starts his homily talking about a newspaper headling that the American casualties in Iraq have reached 100,000 in the month of October alone – and you know that isn’t true – you know he’s got another point to make. And make it he did.

The really interesting part, for me, was the broader context of how the day unfolded. It started, of course, with Mass – and 10:15 Mass at St. Anastasia is standing-room-only – which for me ended with the homily. We (the catechumens and candidates) were then dismissed for our Scripture reflection, which ended with one woman (a cradle Catholic revert) asking how women could be excommunicated for abortions and she didn’t think they could REALLY be excommunicated (I don’t remember her logic precisely). The Scripture study leader, to his credit, asked her to ask Fr. John about it during the RCIA session, which she did.

So the RCIA session focused on God the Father (last week having been on Jesus). Fr. John did an outstanding presentation that centered around the story of the Prodigal Son. I’ll link to that once it’s up on the web site also. And it tied in beautifully with the issue of abortion, and particularly with my latent fear that my past support for abortion has earned me a special place in Hell that I cannot possibly escape.

For the record, I’ve never had an abortion. I’ve never performed an abortion. I’ve never helped someone get an abortion (though I was willing to once, had it been necessary). I don’t remember whether I ever personally encouraged anyone to get one. However, despite vague misgivings about the morality of abortion, I steadfastly supported its legality.

In my defense, I was born after Roe v. Wade and Doe v. Bolton, to parents who enthusiastically supported the “right to choose”. I was brought up at an exceptionally liberal (even for UUs) Unitarian-Universalist church. When I took the “About Your Sexuality” course at about 13 (they made an exception for me and let me take it before high school), the teacher had us anonymously write down what we thought abortion was. In the midst of all the “A woman’s choice” responses and the disturbingly flippant “A minor operation to resolve a major problem,” my answer stood out: “Morally wrong (sometimes).” They may have known it was me; I’ve never been noted for my poker face. But I’ll never forget my older sibling (not the one who posts on this blog periodically – I have two siblings) elbowing me amid all the disbelieving gasps and joking to me that we should form a lynch mob.

So I was definitely trained from an early age, and rigorously reinforced throughout my teen and early adult years, to unquestioningly support abortion on demand. In spite of this, I harbored doubts. It can’t have only been the AYS experience; that had to have come from somewhere. (Maybe infant baptism really does make a difference…) But when I was 14 or 15, my mother mentioned to me – at a pro-choice rally in Lansing – that she considered aborting me. Her intent was to convey to me that I was a wanted child, but it had the opposite effect: it made me start to think about what would have happened if she had. Poof – no me. I could have not existed just as easily as existed, and at the whim of a woman who (forgive me) has not been noted for her stability. It really made me think.

And yet I persisted. One of the reasons I joined the Episcopal Church and not the Catholic Church as a teenager was because I wasn’t prepared to accept Catholic politics. I was one of the first people I knew to espouse a “personally pro-life but politically pro-choice” stance. In fact, my real break with feminism started because a so-called feminist told me that you couldn’t be anything but pro-choice and be a feminist. Somehow, I was bound and determined to straddle that fence. I think I was too afraid of what my parents, friends, and family would think of me if I made that particular break. (Sound familiar to anyone who’s heard about my wrestling with whether to join the Catholic Church at Easter? I’m an approval seeker through and through. They key, of course, is to seek God’s approval rather than men’s.)

However, the story of the prodigal son gives me a glimmer of hope. So what follows below is the e-mail I sent to the DeVos campaign this morning. Barring a radical change in the next week, it reflects how I will be voting next Tuesday. May I also recommend the Immaculate Conception novena, being prayed to affirm South Dakota’s proposed abortion ban?

My e-mail to Dick DeVos’ campaign:

I voted for Jennifer Granholm four years ago. Until last Friday, I was undecided as to how I’ll vote next week. Now I know.

Take a look at this:

http://jivinjehoshaphat.blogspot.com/2006/10/some-questions- for-jennifer-granholm.html

I was watching the debates. I heard her emphatically say that the partial-birth abortion bill she vetoed did not have life or health of the mother exceptions. After seeing JivinJ’s blog post I went and independently sought out the bill on the Michigan legislature’s web site. I can’t vote for someone who stood in front of the people of Michigan and intentionally lied to them (very convincingly, I might add – it didn’t occur to me to check her facts until I saw the blog post).

I’m no lawyer. And I don’t know if the bill was well-written or not. But the exceptions for life and health of the mother were unequivocally there. If Granholm had said “The way the bill was written was bad because…”, I might feel differently. But she didn’t. She lied. And what’s more, she lied about something that anyone could have gone onto the web and checked. How much more contempt for the people of Michigan does she need to show?

I appreciate that the DeVos campaign is trying to stay out of the muck. But I think the people of Michigan deserve for this lie to be exposed. I hope you’ll consider highlighting her lie about the partial-birth abortion ban in the last week before the elections. I know I will be writing to her campaign and explaining why my vote on Nov. 7 will be for Dick DeVos.

I sincerely hope that Mr. DeVos will prove himself worthy of my vote.

(Feel free to use any of this text in any manner on your campaign, but please do NOT use my name. If you want to use my name, please contact me.)

DeVos v. Granholm Some of you know I’ve had a bit…

admin October 26th, 2006

DeVos v. Granholm

Some of you know I’ve had a bit of a struggle on the upcoming gubernatorial race. The scales haven’t settled yet for me on whether to vote for DeVos or Granholm. I am openly soliciting *constructive* feedback, suggestions and opinions in the combox.

THE CASE FOR DEVOS: He’s staunchly pro-life. Also, Michigan is one of the most economically devastated states in the Union right now, and Granholm has had four years already to try to fix that.

THE CASE AGAINST DEVOS: He hasn’t particularly impressed me as able to do anything about the economic situation. Also, the Amway factor leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

THE CASE FOR GRANHOLM: She does a good job of laying out what’s wrong and what she’s doing about it. And in fairness, economic turnarounds can take time.

THE CASE AGAINST GRANHOLM: The aforementioned “she’s already had four years to do it” and she’s pro-choice.

So I’ve really been struggling with this. Granholm mopped the floor with DeVos during the first debate, and he didn’t do a lot better during the third debate. (I didn’t see the second one.) However, she’s a trained debater and a lawyer, and he isn’t, so of course she’s going to shine in that arena.

I really don’t like the idea of being a single-issue voter, no matter how important that issue is to me. But a friend did recently mention Catholic Answers’ position, which is essentially that if a candidate is pro-choice, it doesn’t matter how good s/he is on other issues. I can see their point. However, to use the reductio ad absurdum (that sounds like something Hercule Poirot would say, doesn’t it?), that means that if Adolf Hitler was up for election (before he started showing himself to be a genocidal maniac) and gave every appearance of being pro-life, while his opponent was pro-choice, I would be morally obliged to vote for him. This seems problematic to me. Know what I mean?

At the same time, JivinJehoshaphat had a really eye-opening post about Granholm and life. These really make me want to vote against her, especially when I clicked on the link and saw that the partial-birth abortion ban DID have exceptions for the life and health of the mother (which she explicitly said it didn’t and that that was why she vetoed it). That made my stomach turn – I’m trying to independently verify it. (Not that I don’t trust JivinJ, but it’s one of those personal integrity issues. I don’t like to take someone’s word for it that someone else lied, not when it’s something that should be verifiable…)

Anyway, be forewarned that once Nov. 7 strikes and I cast my vote, whichever way it goes, I will affect a ridiculously innocent look and say “It’s a secret ballot!” Up ’til that time, however, all bets are off.

(I actually did tell an exit poller who called me during the last Presidential election that it was a secret ballot…he hung up. Very rude of him…)

Sense and Sensibility They aren’t synonymous, fol…

admin October 26th, 2006

Sense and Sensibility

They aren’t synonymous, folks!

Mark Shea (to whom I tip my metaphorical hat) posted this the other day, and I’ve been struggling to make sense of it since. I even asked a co-worker and friend who is militantly feminist and pro-choice (I always try to use people’s self-chosen descriptors when possible), and she agreed with me. She ultimately disagreed on whether the policy was acceptable, but she agreed about the logical inconsistency.

The upshot of the article is a discussion of a British hospital’s disposal policies for aborted children. A woman had an abortion there, then was horrified to learn that the baby (she even said “my baby”) had been burnt in the same incinerator that the hospital uses to burn trash and other medical waste. (The hospital says they don’t do them at the same time, and that they used to use a crematorium but it got too expensive.)

Here’s my thing. The rationales I have most commonly heard to try to justify abortion have been things like: it’s not human, it’s not a baby, it’s not alive, it’s a “lump of tissue” (akin to a tumor), etc. IF that is true, then disposing of it like a tumor (burning it in the hospital incinerator) should be acceptable. IF (as I would argue) it is not true, if this creature deserves other treatment than to be chucked into a rubbish bin and burnt with the rest of the trash, then that flies in the face of the whole basis for justifying abortion. It is human, it is alive, it is a baby, it is not simply a “lump of tissue”.

I don’t know the woman quoted, I don’t know her circumstances and I don’t know why she had an abortion. It sounds, however, like she’s pretty well traumatized by the whole experience, and prayers are certainly in order.

Ben Stein is awesome! Sorry to follow such a seri…

admin October 23rd, 2006

Ben Stein is awesome!

Sorry to follow such a serious post with this, but I just enjoyed it too much not to. Plus, in the midst of enjoying it, maybe we can remember that even with secular forces being what they are in this country, we still have far more liberty than, say, Sheikh el-Akkad. So with that, and with a grateful hat tip to La Vie Catholique, enjoy!

Herewith at this happy time of year, a few confessions from my beating heart:

I have no freaking clue who Nick and Jessica are. I see them on the cover of People and Us constantly when I am buying my dog biscuits and kitty litter. I often ask the checkers at the grocery stores. They never know who Nick and Jessica are either. Who are they? Will it change my life if I know who they are and why they have broken up? Why are they so important? I don’t know who Lindsay Lohan is, either, and I do not care at all about Tom Cruise’s wife.

Am I going to be called before a Senate committee and asked if I am a subversive? Maybe, but I just have no clue who Nick and Jessica are. Is this what it means to be no longer young. It’s not so bad.

Next confession: I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees Christmas trees. I don’t feel threatened. I don’t feel discriminated against. That’s what they are: Christmas trees. It doesn’t bother me a bit when people say, “Merry Christmas” to me. I don’t think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn’t bother me at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu. If people want a creche, it’s just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away.

I don’t like getting pushed around for being a Jew and I don’t think Christians like getting pushed around for being Christians. I think people who believe in God are sick and tired of getting pushed around, period. I have no idea where the concept came from that America is an explicitly atheist country. I can’t find it in the Constitution and I don’t like it being shoved down my throat.

Or maybe I can put it another way: where did the idea come from that we should worship Nick and Jessica and we aren’t allowed to worship God as we understand Him?

I guess that’s a sign that I’m getting old, too. But there are a lot of us who are wondering where Nick and Jessica came from and where the America we knew went to.

Christian convert jailed in Egypt Well, it’s a st…

admin October 23rd, 2006

Christian convert jailed in Egypt

Well, it’s a step up from murder, I suppose. I stumbled upon this on a blog…erm…well, I’ve linked to it, so that should satisfy my hat-tip obligation. The guy seems interesting and decent enough, but if you click the link you’ll probably see why I don’t like to type out the name. I know, it’s a self-assigned sobriquet, but it’s still derogatory. (And read the comments section at your own risk – I don’t recommend it.)

Anyway, to the point. Bahaa el-Din Ahmed Hussein el-Akkad apparently used to be a bit of a Muslim muckamuck and actively proselytized for Islam. Then, in early 2005 (the articles I link below have more information), he became a Christian. The Egyptian government imprisoned him on April 6, 2005. He is still in prison.

Here’s one article.

And here’s another.

I pray that Sheikh el-Akkad will be sustained through his faith, and that he will win many more souls through his witness. It sounds like he could be called to follow in St. Paul’s footsteps.

Sanctity and Silliness Curt Jester posted about a…

admin October 23rd, 2006

Sanctity and Silliness

Curt Jester posted about a woman who is suing her suburban Chicago city government because the mandatory municipal vehicle registration sticker has a cross on it. (It actually has a soldier with a rifle kneeling before a grave marked with a cross, from what I’ve heard, though I have yet to find a picture of it.)

I think the suit is a bit silly – she’s arguing that it’s the “forced Christianization” of her car. But I have a few concerns that I voiced in the combox on Curt Jester’s blog, and I want to expand on here.

First, why does the municipal vehicle sticker need anything more than a registration number? Seems to me that it’s just a waste of taxpayer dollars to have some graphic designer cook up a design. Things like license plates and vehicle registrations, IMHO, are (or should be) strictly functional.

For the record, I have very little patience for the proliferation of different license plate designs here in the U.S. I think it makes it harder to identify an out-of-state plate (especially when a plate frame is used, as I use on my car to protect the registration sticker and get a service discount at my dealership). Used to be that a blue plate with white letters meant Michigan, a white plate with blue letters meant Ontario, etc. (Ontario, for what it’s worth, has thus far remained sane. They seem to allow veterans to have a poppy on their plate, and I’m sure I’ve seen a plate with the Shriners’ symbol, but that’s about it…so far.) I can just see accident witnesses trying to agree on the hit-and-run driver’s plate. “It had a sort of pink thing going on…” “No, I am *quite* sure I saw orange!” “Well, anyway, it was this sunset-looking thing…” Much simpler to say “It was a blue plate with white letters,” right?

My other big beef is with the city also. As a Christian, I strongly object to their assertion that the cross is a generic symbol. The cross – irrespective of whether there’s a corpus on it – is a symbol of the deepest mystery of my faith. There’s nothing generic about it. They’re either being disingenuous or they’re participating in the ongoing attempt to cheapen and discredit the world’s largest religion; either way I don’t like it.

What do the rest of you think?

Brief thought I was at a work-related breakfast t…

admin October 17th, 2006

Brief thought

I was at a work-related breakfast this morning, and before the presentation started we were all commiserating about the wretched drive to work this morning. It took me nearly an hour to get here – we had over an inch of rain. Mind you, there were no accidents on the freeway I took. There were also no stalled cars. It was just traffic and rain. Someone observed – and I thought it was too apt not to share – that he was of the opinion that rain washes away IQ points.

Boy, I can’t wait ’til it snows. :-p

My deep dark secret… …is that I’m really very…

admin October 16th, 2006

My deep dark secret…

…is that I’m really very mediocre. The late great Dame Agatha Christie was much smarter than I am.

No, seriously. Friends and family have made such a big deal for so many years about me being some sort of genius that I’ve felt obliged to try to live up to the name, and have felt like anything short of rank pretentiousness showed me up to be the very ordinary person I am. In other words, I felt like a fraud for not being someone I wasn’t. (Twisted? Probably.)

But I can no longer keep up this charade. I confess my inferiority. Agatha Christie has won. She is vastly superior to me. I don’t just mean she’s the Queen of Mystery, though she is. I mean that I always, ALWAYS fall for her red herrings!

So I just finished one of her books yesterday – After the Funeral. As usual, I tried assiduously to follow all of the little cues and clues she dropped; and as usual, when the moment of revelation came to one of the characters (”…but of COURSE…”), I was left madly flipping back through the pages to see what I’d missed. I simply could not get it.

Now, I really enjoy her writing by and large. She spins a good yarn…although the one thing I will say is (and this does not refer to After the Funeral specifically, but to all of her works) that the ONLY characters you can assume not to have ‘dunnit’ are Hercule Poirot and Miss Marple. And that’s fine and good, but what it boils down to is that you can absolutely never, EVER make ANY assumptions, and that annoys me! The assumption I was making in trying to figure out who had done what, as usual, did me in. (I can’t say what, because someone here may actually want to read After the Funeral.)

Here’s the absolute truth: I am a singularly unobservant person. I hurt my sister’s feelings about six months ago by not noticing that she’d put a new doorknob onto her bathroom door; the truth was that I had never noticed the old one particularly. I was able to console her somewhat by telling her that – I kid you not – I had worked at my current job, in the same cubicle, for nearly a year before I noticed that there was a light on the underside of the upper storage bin. (Oddly enough, though, I can pick a typographical error out of the middle of a paragraph at ten paces.) The only issue of substance that differentiates me from Stephen Fry’s inept Inspector Thompson in Gosford Park is that I know myself well enough to know I should never be a detective. (The accidents, like gender and country of origin, are not particularly important.)

So what I really enjoy in a “mystery” is the kind of story where John Doe commits his crime, and then I watch him either gradually fall into his own tangled web or get away with it. You know: omniscient narrator and all that. I know it’s not good literature (unless you’re reading Crime and Punishment), but darn it, it makes me feel a lot less stupid! :-p

Moms for Modesty Regular readers will see that I’…

admin October 16th, 2006

Moms for Modesty

Regular readers will see that I’ve added my very first button! Click on the li’l ballerina over on the right to go visit Moms for Modesty. I’m not a mom, but I am an aunt and a concerned citizen, to say nothing of a woman!

I’m not saying wrap little girls up in burquas. But for Pete’s sake, you’d think that the single-digits would be safe from the onslaught of hypersexualized marketing! Alas, not so…so Moms (and Dads) for Modesty was born. As Everyday Mommy (the blogger who started it) points out, while a lot of people who are concerned are Christian, it is *not* just a Christian issue. It is a parenting issue. There’s even a Unitarian-Universalist mom who signed her ‘petition’.

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