I know it’s The Onion, but tell me you couldn’t se…
admin October 31st, 2006
I know it’s The Onion, but tell me you couldn’t see this one happening…
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I mean, after all, Kim Jong-Il is a paragon of virtue and stability. And he’s certainly not…LONELY!
(Ahem. My apologies on that last bit to those who, along with me, felt that Team America: World Police was a ragingly offensive movie, but unlike me, had no desire to laugh uproariously during it. “I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school/He was terrible in that film/I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part/He’s way better than Ben Affleck/Now all I can think of is your smile/And that s****y movie too/Pearl Harbor s**ked/And I need you!”)
