Wicked, but funny…
Kasia September 17th, 2007
Saw this in a combox over on Jimmy Akin’s blog and had to post it…
When Osama bin Laden died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, “How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!” Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, “You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!” James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, “This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!”
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, “It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence.”
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.
As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said, “This is not what you promised me.”
The Angel replied, “I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?”
Every time I hear this joke or read it, it cracks me up.
Ah, I had a similar joke sent to me as a photo of a bunch of nuns carrying shotguns…oh, it was virgins who met him all right.
I saw one where Osama was having dinner with the Family Circus family. The mom was admonishing him, “Osama, here we say ‘Amen’ after grace, not ‘Death to America’.”